Canadian Ambassador Melissa Wight

Well, as representative of the entire nation of Canada (and Alaska because Australians think its the same thing) I have decreed the following :

We don't hate Americans we actually like them.
This is what TV is telling Australians, my response - throw it out your window.

Canadians are not immune to cold weather, we too are human.

We do not say "Oot and aboot" but at least we pronounce the letter "r".

We speak French in Quebec, yes thats in Canada.

God bless you all my holies -
Melissa